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Female crossfit bodies are disgusting to me.

This isn’t a fat or skinny thing. I would totally make out with Lizzo, so I have no problems with fat girls. Or skinny girls. I would make out and rub around on most of them except… crossfit girls. Fuck me, what an asshole. right? But I don’t like toxic masculine,...

Old perimenopausal women sent me over the edge

I was misaligned with my clients.. Let’s talk about it. I’ve been getting frustrated lately about older women wanting to work with me.... now, before you get pissed because you're "older", this actually ends well. Anytime I feel strong emotions like this, I get...

Money Trauma

Money used to run and rule my life. It was all I ever wanted. I thought if I had more money, everything would get better. I’d be happier & life would finally feel easier. I’d look around and think: How is she making all that money? I have way more talent. I go way...

Sex, but not on The Beach

Today was eye-opening. It was our first day at the beach as a family in almost three months. Three months. When we first moved here, when everything felt new and magical, we went all the time. At least once a week. Sometimes every month. Then life happened. Normal...

The Power Couple Creation Healing Immersion

A Sacred Union Weekend That Will Rewrite Your Relationship Lineage You think you know each other. You don’t. You think you’re close because you have good sex and make decisions together. You think you’re a power couple because you look good on Instagram and your...

The Good Mother Code

The Good Mother Code

🔥 THE GOOD MOTHER LAUNCHES TODAY Listen up, beautiful. Being busy, letting yourself go, and feeling like a failure isn't noble. And quite frankly... it makes you a bad mom. Nothing that you want lives there. Not the body, not the money, not the peace, not the joy....